Surgery Pains, No More!

"GeneCo is a biotechnology corporation that employs over 98,000 people in 124 countries. We develop, harvest, procure, manufacture, and license a wide range of biological products and surgical devices, specializing in designer organs and organ transplants. Through affordable payment plans, almost anyone can have the body of their dreams." -GeneCo Corporate Website

But dreams don't always come easily! Along with the surgery of a lifetime comes pain. We at GeneCo have an answer for that! Whether you are new to surgery or a seasoned expert, we have got the right cute for you!

Introducing Zydrate®

An astonishing, pain relieving drug delivered with a jolt, that excites your body and causes a total euphoria, making you forget about any pain that you have ever felt! With Zydrate®, you can make all of the improvements to yourself that you have always wanted, without any of the pain.

NEW SECTION!!! Site Updates:

Updated 3/16/2009--This site was created to promote the movie!! If you need any information, or just want to say hello, fire off an email to Stacey and I will be happy to tell you whatever you need!!

IMPORTANT SAFETY INFORMATION
Using Zydrate® can cause hallucinations, arrhythmia, internal bleeding and nausea, as well as other potentially fatal side effects.If you have a problem with a Zydrate® addiction, please contact your local Zydrate Support Network Chapter. Overdosing in Zydrate® may negate its favorable advantages over other anesthetic agents.
Please contact your local GeneCo surGEN® before using Zydrate®.